Look, I know this is a few days old, but it's soooo precious I just HAD to have it on the blog.
One of the reasons this is a particular favorite of mine, is because it was recorded in Magoo’s media 'safe' zone. You know, that place at the back of the Suck Ass Express, where attendees 'earn' their seats by reporting pro Magoo propaganda.
You’d have thought such a ‘straight talking’ mavericky presidential candidate would be able to answer a question as simple as ‘where do you stand on (insert issue here)?’, right? apparently not! Now, just in case you’re thinking it could be one of those really sticky issues, excuse the pun, it ain’t. The question, asked by Maeve Reston of the Los Angeles Times, was as innocuous as it was relevant, and had been generated by MaGoo's surrogate (and possible VP pick) Carly Fiorina’s latest push to attract all those fresh femme votes to old grumpa Magoo.
The un-edited clip (embedded below) comes courtesy of MSNBC’s Countdown. There’s also a minute or so of Rachel Maddow’s pre and post clip commentary and some discussion with a cat from The Nation, it’s all bearable.
I mention that the clip is un-edited, because just about every other reference to the bumble on MSM has been heavily edited. Still, I guess no amount of snipping could disguise the silence as MaGoo's brain whirs and clicks but fails to engage.
Anyway, without further ado here's MaGoo doing it LIVE! without a script, I do hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Let's do this....
WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
So, MaGoo voted against women being able to receive contraception through their health insurance, instead preferring that they continue to pay for it, whilst their partners get loaded up on Viagra?!?
It all sounds a little upside down to me, it couldn’t be that we’ve inadvertently stumbled on a much more sinister plot? If Magoo makes contraception prohibitively expensive, then simply introduces a few mandatory drinking laws, say a quart vodka/day, he’d have created the perfect environment for producing an entire generation of unwanted angry babies, ready to go fight WWIV!
One of the reasons this is a particular favorite of mine, is because it was recorded in Magoo’s media 'safe' zone. You know, that place at the back of the Suck Ass Express, where attendees 'earn' their seats by reporting pro Magoo propaganda.
You’d have thought such a ‘straight talking’ mavericky presidential candidate would be able to answer a question as simple as ‘where do you stand on (insert issue here)?’, right? apparently not! Now, just in case you’re thinking it could be one of those really sticky issues, excuse the pun, it ain’t. The question, asked by Maeve Reston of the Los Angeles Times, was as innocuous as it was relevant, and had been generated by MaGoo's surrogate (and possible VP pick) Carly Fiorina’s latest push to attract all those fresh femme votes to old grumpa Magoo.
The un-edited clip (embedded below) comes courtesy of MSNBC’s Countdown. There’s also a minute or so of Rachel Maddow’s pre and post clip commentary and some discussion with a cat from The Nation, it’s all bearable.
I mention that the clip is un-edited, because just about every other reference to the bumble on MSM has been heavily edited. Still, I guess no amount of snipping could disguise the silence as MaGoo's brain whirs and clicks but fails to engage.
Anyway, without further ado here's MaGoo doing it LIVE! without a script, I do hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Let's do this....
WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
So, MaGoo voted against women being able to receive contraception through their health insurance, instead preferring that they continue to pay for it, whilst their partners get loaded up on Viagra?!?
It all sounds a little upside down to me, it couldn’t be that we’ve inadvertently stumbled on a much more sinister plot? If Magoo makes contraception prohibitively expensive, then simply introduces a few mandatory drinking laws, say a quart vodka/day, he’d have created the perfect environment for producing an entire generation of unwanted angry babies, ready to go fight WWIV!
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment