Cook County Chicago sheriff refuses to evict innocent renters!

Sheriff Tom Dart of Cook County Chicago has had enough of throwing innocent families out of their homes. "We will no longer be a party to something that's so unjust".

He had become exasperated with the number of renters being evicted from their homes, because their landlords had failed to pay their mortgages. From now on he wants banks to provide evidence that it's the mortgage owner and not an innocent renter being evicted. What a don, you know that he'll be under massive pressure from evil republicans who just want to cause as much misery as possible.

What a refreshing change to the last sheriff caught in the news, that nasty racist illegally campaigning in uniform and introducing McNasty’s little Alaskan helper at a rally in Florida earlier this week.

Here's the 'good' sheriff in his own words...

First it was Michigan now McNasty gives up on economy!

So, McNasty was right after all the economy really isn't his strong suit, what's more it seems the rest of America agree with him too, the more McOlden talks about it, the less he seems to know.

Whilst his opponent Barack Obama has made significant gains in virtually all polling, nearly every decision, or move McOlden has made relating to the economy over the last few weeks has been wrong. Unsurprisingly he's giving up, he's tried to understand it, but he just can't, so now he's put his hands up and asked us all to 'turn the page'.

I mean what do we want of our next president? a fucking noncy know it all? Of course not, what the country needs right now is a strong leader, someone you can have a beer with, someone to watch baseball or hockey with, a leader who knows which team won the Stanley Cup last year, and John McCain is that man.

Let us never forget that this man McOlden managed to come in 894th place out of 899 naval academy students, now you don't pull off that kinda achievement by being a noncy know it all. Apparently Admiral McOlden pulled some strings to ensure that five cadets finished even lower in the class than Mcolden Jnr. BTW, if you were wondering, the five that finished behind him are all doing well in advertising, well, specifically advertising boards, they wear them during all major sales.

Turn the page! WTF!